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MEET MEG 🦈

The Ocean's Greatest NOPE

 

CLAIM TO FAME:

• Made great whites look like guppies

• Professional whale hunter

• Teeth collector's dream

• Swimming pool party pooper

 

LAST SPOTTED:

3.6 million years ago (went for a long dive)

 

FUN FACT:

Could swallow a small boat whole - no seasoning needed!

 

SIZE CHECK:

Length of a bowling lane (definitely needed a bigger boat)